The 5v1 Roundtable

You know how this feels.

You open your inbox on a quiet Monday and feel that familiar knot in your stomach. No new enquiries. The phone isn’t ringing. Cash flow is tight again, and you’re left asking yourself: “Why aren’t prospects reaching out?”

You’ve spent time and money on your website. You’ve tried tweaking your website yourself. Maybe you’ve even paid for “expert” advice that didn’t move the needle.

Here’s the problem. You know your services inside out. But prospects don’t. They arrive for a few seconds, scan quickly, and if nothing grabs them, they’re gone – often to your competitor.

What if you could hear exactly what real business owners think the moment your site loads? No sugar-coating. No sales pitch. Just honest, practical feedback from five people who face the same challenges you do.

That’s the power of the 5v1 Roundtable.

In one focused hour, you and four other owners from trades, facilities management, engineering, or light manufacturing (carefully chosen so no one competes) take turns reviewing each other’s websites.

Each company gets 10 minutes in the spotlight:

  • Immediate gut reactions from the group

  • What’s clear, what’s confusing, and what’s preventing them reaching out

  • Ask questions, gain clarity, and walk away with clear insights

No defensiveness allowed. No long explanations. Just the kind of straight talk your prospects give your site every day – because when they visit, you’re not there to explain your choices.

What You Get – The Full 3-in-1 Experience (Value £594)

Secure your free spot today and receive:

  1. Your personalised Inbound Predictability Assessment – 20 quick questions that reveal exactly where your marketing stands today, delivered as a detailed scorecard report you can immediately dive into.

  2. The virtual live 1-hour 5v1 Roundtable session – limited to just 5 non-competing companies (we assign you to the best group).

  3. A virtual private 50-minute 1:1 review with Storm after the session – we dig deep into your assessment results and the group feedback to compile your clear next-step plan.

These 2 launch sessions are completely free – our way of kicking off what will become a weekly event. After these two dates, the Roundtables will continue at the package price of £470.

This is your chance to stop guessing what’s holding your enquiries back – and start fixing it with clarity you can’t get anywhere else.

Register now, complete the short assessment (it helps us ensure the best group fit), and secure one of the 5 free spots per Roundtable.

We’ll confirm your session date within 1 business day.

If we can’t place you in a non-competing group, you’ll be offered a spot in a future session – no obligation.

See you inside.

Storm Aki

Founder & Award-Winning Innovator @ Crowded Igloo

P.S. Most business owners who experience this say it’s the clearest, most practical feedback they’ve ever received on their marketing.

P.P.S. With only 5 places per Roundtable, don’t wait – claim yours before they’re gone.

How Do Your Customers Really See You?

How Do Your Customers Really See You?

Most business owners believe they're coming across as competent professionals. The truth is often harsher.

In under 5 minutes, this assessment reveals exactly how your current messaging positions you in the minds of high-value prospects.

No fluff. No sales pitch.

You'll receive:

  • A clear, honest score showing where you stand
  • Personalised insights exposing the hidden gaps quietly sabotaging your enquiry flow
  • Precise diagnosis of what's keeping predictable, high-paying customers away

Take the assessment now and face the truth – before your competition does.

Only 5 spots available per Roundtable

Next Roundtables:

  • Friday 20 February @ 14:00 UK
  • Friday 27 February @ 14:00 UK

We carefully group participants so you have no direct competitors in the same session.

Once the spots are gone, you’ll need to wait for the next one.

Get in before your competition does.

Please note: This form must be completed by the business owner

Only the business owner can take the feedback onboard and ensure it gets actioned, so that this Roundtable session delivers value to your business.

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Every client we work with becomes a true partner: we invest deeply in understanding your business, share the risk through our unmatched guarantee, and stay committed long after the initial results arrive.

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Sunbird

Great team

Thank you very much for the smooth and well thoughtful process – It is highly appreciated!

Great to be working with such a team.

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Matthew Lewis
Primeworks Networking

Professional

Working together for over 10 years and never been let down.

Staff are professional, knowledgeable and always friendly and ready to assist.

I can wholeheartedly recommend Crowded Igloo without any doubts!

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Tsebo Solutions Group

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Crowded Igloo have always come through for us and we truly value that.

Real help is only ever a phone call away - even on weekends.